A chance to win a copy of Lorcan’s Desire

May 30, 2011

Let’s Play Dirty Minds

I thought this was a fitting game since Lorcan hates when people make assumptions. So here are three riddles that you assume are dirty but the correct answer isn’t naughty so beware. Answer one or all three for a chance to win a ebook copy of Lorcan’s Desire. I’ll pick one winner from, not necessarily the correct answer, but the most creative J Good Luck and Have fun with your answers!!! Try guessing from the first clue before reading the next, there are three clues to each riddle.!!

Check out a blurb and Excerpt HERE

I often get laid in an alley.


I often end up in the middle of your split.


When you slip your finger inside me, I’m ready to go.

I have fuzzy balls.


Someone’s going to be beaten.


You start off with love, but that doesn’t last.

I’m long, hard, and powered by batteries.


I give off a steady stream.


People grope for me in the dark.

16 Responses to “A chance to win a copy of Lorcan’s Desire”

  1. Jason says:

    I like the dirty answers better!!!

  2. sjdpeterson says:

    I know you do sweetie it’s part of your charm :)

  3. Patricia says:

    I just realized that I suck @ riddles.

    But I do love the trees. ;-)

  4. Scotty Cade says:

    Of course I have a dirty mind, but let me see if I can keep this clean!
    A Dumpster
    A Banana
    A Glove
    A Peach or a knitted winter hat or an Angora sweater
    An egg
    A salutation
    A metal detector
    A garden hose
    A light switch

    Damn it was hard keeping it clean!
    Scotty

  5. SJD Peterson says:

    OMG I’m still laughing!!!! You didn’t get a single one right LMAO!!! You’re a hoot Scotty!!

  6. Scotty Cade says:

    Oh fine! I never said I was clever! :)

  7. Keep it clean?! What the heck is that? LOL

    Ok, here goes…

    Concrete
    Whipped cream (what it can be clean too?)
    Glove
    An un-neutered cat or maybe ummm….I got nothing else for fuzzy balls
    A race
    A tennis match
    A dil—oh um flashlight! Yes, that’s it flashlight. (whew nice save there)
    A shower head (What? I don’t name these things)
    A towel

  8. Tara says:

    I think it’s A bowling ball, A tennis game & a flashlight.

    Trying to answer cleanly without reading the full clues I got dumpster, garbage bags, & Harry Potter’s School books (I was thinking Diagon Alley) for the first.

    For the second I was thinking a peach tree. I was certain it was a peach tree, then a cat toy.

    And for the third all I thought was a dancing toy hot dog, not sure if they even make those but I think they would be cute!

  9. Linda C says:

    A Bowling Ball
    A Tennis Game
    A Flashlight

    Love the tree picture!!

  10. Michael says:

    I’m going with
    1 A hot midget chick chewing on a toothpick
    2. Monkey
    3. Luke Skywalker’s saber!!

  11. SJD Peterson says:

    These are great!!! I never said they had to be clean just ummmm let’s be more suggestive than X-rated :)

  12. Okay, took me a while, but I got the first one. Clearly Linda C is right. Bowlong ball. Too bad I can’t hang any longer to figure out the rest. Best of luck to the other contestants!

  13. Darcy says:

    a bowling ball ?

    a tennis ball ?

    a torch ?

    Just a guess ?

  14. Liria says:

    I would agree with Tara on the ‘real answers’ (I figured out flashlight before I saw that she had already said it.) However, my first thoughts after reading each clue (even though I knew they were grouped in 3s):

    A doormat
    Ice cream, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, nuts, and cherries (banana split)
    A thimble

    Moldy stews (that have been in the fridge too long – sometimes they form perfect fuzzy, green balls)
    A disobedient slave
    An atheist

    A dildo (sorry, it was my first thought. =P )
    A water gun
    An alarm clock

  15. mammarella says:

    I am just laughing …and drooling =)~

    Concrete
    Banana
    ?
    Bunny
    Egg
    ?
    Weed whacker (vibrates, too) – lol
    Water hose
    Alarm clock

  16. Darcy says:

    Question? Why is my comment held for moderation, and everyone else after mine is post?

    pommawolf@hotmail.com

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