An Excerpt From Rough in Wranglers by BA Tortuga

April 19, 2018

An Excerpt From Rough in Wranglers

 

Hey y’all, I’m BA Tortuga, resident redneck and all around lover of cowboys.

Here’s an excerpt from Cut Bait, one of the eight novellas from the Rough in Wranglers collection.

***

Rick got everything ready to go, but he suddenly realized the shower wasn’t running.

And Bill wasn’t whistling.

That was weird as fuck.

After washing up, he wandered into the bedroom, wiping his hands on his jeans. “Billy? You all right?”

“Well, I hope so….” Billy was sitting on their bed, still butt-assed naked, holding….

Oh shit.

“Oh. Oh jeez, Billy. Put that away, okay?” He trotted right over and grabbed the lid to the box and popped it back on so all those wildly colored sex toys disappeared.

“Uh. Okay.” Bill didn’t hand the box over, though. “You, uh, got something to tell me, darlin’?”

“No!” Well, that sounded guilty as shit. It wasn’t like he did have something to hide. “Oh hell, honey. Charlene’s trying a new business. One of them party things.”

“Are you hiding her inventory from her kids?”

“No.” His cheeks went hot, his eyes sliding away from Bill’s. “She keeps…. Damn it, Bill, she keeps saying we’re the only ones in the family having any sex.”

Billy blinked a minute, and then that deep, rumbling laugh bubbled out. “Oh. Oh God. Well, darlin’, I’ll take that as a compliment, I guess. Lord.” Billy popped the lid off the box, shaking his head and staring. “Heavens, Rick. Look at the colors.”

“You should see the giant dildo.” Oh, it relieved him to hear that bass rumble of a laugh. He didn’t know what he’d been hiding that shit for.

“Giant dildo? Oh, now. You gotta share.” Bill looked tickled as shit, if a little bemused.

Digging in the closet, he produced the huge, violently pink thing, waggling it at Bill. “What do you think?”

“I think it looks like one of them kosher hot dog deals blowed up to movie-screen size. Good Lord, Rick. Why would someone buy that? Hell, where would you put it?”

He peered at it. “Well, it’s supposed to go in….” But hell if he could see how.

Billy’s eyes went wide. “Shit. I was talking about where in your bedroom. It’s too big to hide in a sock drawer.”

***

Much love, y’all,

BA

 

Check out Rough in Wranglers today!

 

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Blurb:

A Collection of Cowboy Love

Cowboys, blue-collar men, and hot redneck boys. One thing they all have in common is Wranglers, and they’re all falling in love in this eight-story collection. From Navy SEALs to rodeo riders to a food truck chef, all these men want is to find someone to share their lives with.

There are new lovers meeting for the first time, best friends who find out they have someone who loves them already when they think they’ll never find happiness, and old lovers who’ve been apart for years but come back together at the best possible time. From the ski mountains of Colorado to deep in the heart of Texas, love finds a way through old hurts and through years of being apart.

There’s nothing like a man in Wranglers and cowboy boots, and these stories prove it in every line!

Stories include:

Hey, Jealousy
Czech Me Out: An Austin Story
Worth the Work
Purgatory
Menagerie
Where There’s a Will
Cut Bait
Unwrapped

 

About BA Tortuga

Texan to the bone and an unrepentant Daddy’s Girl, BA Tortuga spends her days with her basset hounds and her beloved wife, texting her sisters, and eating Mexican food. When she’s not doing that, she’s writing. She spends her days off watching rodeo, knitting and surfing Pinterest in the name of research. BA’s personal saviors include her wife, Julia Talbot, her best friend, Sean Michael, and coffee. Lots of coffee. Really good coffee.

Having written everything from fist-fighting rednecks to hard-core cowboys to werewolves, BA does her damnedest to tell the stories of her heart, which was raised in Northeast Texas, but has heard the call of the  high desert and lives in the Sandias. With books ranging from hard-hitting GLBT romance, to fiery menages, to the most traditional of love stories, BA refuses to be pigeon-holed by anyone but the voices in her head. Find her on the web at www.batortuga.com

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