Happy Holidays from Lex Chase

December 25, 2015

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! Lex Chase here, and this month we’re dishing about Dream Gifts!

One of the Christmas traditions we did as kids in the Pre-Internet Days (what dark days indeed) was gathering with the neighborhood children to compare notes on what we got. You always had that one kid that got the best of everything. I was never that one kid.

With the advent of the Internet (such the Age of Enlightenment!) we took photos of our Christmas hauls so share with all of our friends via Livejournal. Some of us even went as far as to create elaborate arrangements of our “Phat Lewt” as we called it that was more of a product shoot than an actual sharing a snapshot. There was always that one person that knew their way around Photoshop. I wasn’t that one person. Till later.

When I was little, I was into collecting My Little Ponies. I had every pony you could that you could imagine. Bins of them. I had as many as boys had GI Joes. My brother and I even played war games were the Joes rode My Little Ponies into battle.

But the toy I had my eye on all year as a much smaller person was this… My Little Pony Paradise Estate.

Just look at this marvel of cheap pink plastic and it sold for $90 in 1985! My parents tell me stories of how my father stayed up all night assembling this Pepto Bismol nightmare. There’s 30 steps into creating this masterpiece of mindless consumerism.

And 6 year old me loved it. Which for a parent, that’s all that mattered in the end of making a kid’s holiday awesome. It was that same Christmas, my brother got a Nintendo. Remember this?

Together, my parents set us on a path of pop culture and imagination. Where I play pretend every day by creating fanciful worlds and taking readers with me. My brother, who is going to be 41 next month, has a Playstation 4 and together we go quests in Dragon Age or defend the Brotherhood in Assassin’s Creed.

Christmas means something different to everyone. For me, it’s about saying it’s a-ok to be a kid again. Though many will argue I never grew up. I’ll be 37 next year, if I haven’t grown up yet, it’s not happening.

So my Christmas Wish? While I’d love all the cats, you, yes you, have a Christmas assignment.

1. Call your Mom. Or your Dad. Or your Sister, Brother, Cousin, whoever. Call them. Tell them you love them.
2.  Share a cute video to Facebook. Might I recommend puppies, kittens, or hedgehogs.
3. Go outside. Step Two to going outside: Leave a note in a neighbors mailbox that you appreciate them.
4. Get in a snowball fight with children. Let them win.
5. Failing that: Fight with wrapping paper tubes.
6. Let your cats play in the wrapping paper. If you have dogs stick antlers on their heads. It’s funny.
7. Go to a movie. Might I recommend Joy with Jennifer Lawrence.
8. Go to Starbucks. Buy coffee for the customer behind you. Give the barrista a gift card.
9. And most importantly: Be a kid.

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and see you in the New Year!

2 Responses to “Happy Holidays from Lex Chase”

  1. Lena says:

    Poor dad :) thanks for sharing the joy of Christmas – happy holidays

  2. H.B. says:

    Aww, great dad. Happy Holidays :-)

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